We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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