Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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