Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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