Ambien. No doubt about it.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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