So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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