Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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