their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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