Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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