East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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