he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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