So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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