am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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