no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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