I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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