I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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