If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
