how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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