i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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