Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
