Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize