nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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