hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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