Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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