i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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