Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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