Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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