how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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