Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
