you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We are two peas in an std pod
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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