your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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