I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
