My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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