Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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