So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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