I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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