dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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