your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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