I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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