the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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