Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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