It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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