quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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