Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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