i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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