She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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