I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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