I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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