Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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