I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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