Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
