i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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