Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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