whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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