I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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