haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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