i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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