my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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