maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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