Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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